The Story of TopShelf Herb Company.

1. Who is TopShelf Herb Company?
   We are just average people like you


2. My butter is not as potent as yours. I cook it X many hours, is that enough?
   No. If you measure cooking time in hours, you are not cooking it long enough.


3. So how, exactly do you make your butter?
   We start with three handfuls of herb and cook it very slowly and carefully over the course of a half week.


4. That is not exact! I want to know precisely how you make you butter so I can do it at home!
   Practice the aforementioned method for a manner of years. It took us many years to perfect our method. You will eventually find a way that works best. We use average butter and an average crock pot, nothing fancy, just time and patience. Otherwise, pick up some TopShelf Medicated Butter at your local dispensary, we have decades experience infusing cannabis into butter.


5. This website has no discernable navigation. How in the heck am I supposed to get around it?
   We decided that since all of our products are organic that our website would take a similar approach to content management. Our site contains hundreds of hyperlinks that all link to different pages of explanations and information. If you are reading a page on The Cough™ and see the word "potency " hyperlinked, clicking on it will take you to another page in the site with information on the potency of The Cough™. Some words have been hyperlinked in the above sentence as a illustration of the approach used.


6. Where can I find The Cough™ and other TopShelf Products?
   We have a page dedicated to that topic HERE


7. May I tour a TopShelf facility?
   No. Sorry.


8. What medium and method do you use to produce The Cough™?
   We use a modified ScrOG method in soil with an all organic process.


9. If we provided the raw medicine, would you make some butter using it?
   Yes, although it won't cost any less.


10. Will you teach me how to make awesome butter like yours?
    No. Sorry.


11. ZOMG! I love The Cough.™ How do I become an official producer?
    Click this link and send us your result. If it's correct, we'll be getting back to you quickly.


12. My local dispensary does not carry The Cough™ or any TopShelf Medicated Products. What can I do to get them to carry The Cough™?
    The first thing to do is to tell them to call us. Next, get ahold of us with the relevant contact information for the dispensary. Finally, keep in mind that The Cough™ is very sought-after and there is always a shortage. Even if it is within the procurement range of your favorite dispensary, there simply may not be enough to go around right away. In the meantime you may go see one of the dispensaries on this list for an immediate solution.


13. Are any products dispensed outside of Washington?
    No. Sorry.


14. I have another question, where do I ask it?
    The best way is via our contact page.